Friday, November 4, 2011

NaNo Day Four

So -- it's day four. My word count is 8219, and I'm having the hardest time not editing as I write. When I get something down and I think it sounds like crap, all I want to do is go back, delete it and write something else. But all the advice I've read says not to delete anything because it lowers your word count.

On a plus note, I like the way my characters are developing-- and I really like Danny & Octavia's relationship.

Today's writing highs: I'm almost to the point where she meets Simon and Susan, and I've already got most of the outlining done for that scene. It's different writing this novel compared to the other ones I've written because I actually know how this one will end up. I know the ending, and that allows me to add a lot of good foreshadowing at the beginning.

Today's lows: I'm much more interested in the show, "Supernatural," than I am in writing right now. I'm smack dab in the middle of the fourth season, things are just getting good, both of the brothers are getting laid now. It's totally taking up a lot of my daydreaming time, which used to be spent coming up with interesting dialogue and complex plot twists to throw at my characters.

I'm currently reading "Bitten" by Kelly Armstrong. I'm about three chapters in and, so far, it's okay. I'm not really down with the cold, serious heroine. Elena is a bit of a bitch, and she never smiles. But I'm hoping the obvious hero, Clayton, will be able to change that. (In fact, I'm pretty sure the obvious hero, Clayton, will change that.) This is a bit of a new genre for me, since I try to mainly stick with Vampire fiction. This one is about werewolves. But so far, it's pretty good, again, aside from the FMC being somewhat intolerable.

In celebrity news, Justin Beiber may be someone's baby daddy. A twenty year old girl from California claims she and Beiber hooked up in a bathroom during one of his concerts at the Staple's center last year. Despite Beiber's repeated denials, she's demanding a paternity test and the LAPD are investigating the situation. Just when you're thinking "Hollywood Claims Another Stupid Kid Celebrity," the story gets even funnier. Now, the girl might face statutory rape charges if it's true because Justin Beiber would have only been 16 at the time, technically a minor in the State of California, and the girl would have been 19, legally an adult.

So, one of two things is true here:

Justin Beiber is her baby daddy, and just like every other adolescent teenage boy, he got some ass and rolled the fuck out. He's Justin Beiber for christ sake. Honey Beiber don't give a shit. And if this is the case, and he didn't use a condom, I just have one question for him:

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OR --

This bitch is crazy.

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Either way... someone's a lying ass mother fucker.

Jury's still out on this one. My money's on him turning out to be the father. Something just tells me Justin Beiber is not as innocent as he would have us believe.

Dude is a Boy-Slut -- period.

Just look at his buddies -- Kanye West, Justin Timberlake, Usher -- c'mon -- USHER? You wanna' tell me Justin Beiber's best friends with Usher and he's not getting laid everywhere he turns? This is the singer of such musical stylings as "Nice & Slow," "My Little Freak," and "This Ain't Sex." I wouldn't be surprised if Justin Beiber and Usher were fucking the same girls at the same time -- Yeah -- get that image in your head. Let it simmer.

Justin Beiber's so popular with the teenagers these days that he could, and probably is, nailing little bitches like this all across the country, and I wouldn't be surprised if fifty more dumb hoes come crawling out of the wood work looking to ride the coattails of his Beiber fame. You didn't really think you were the first one, did you Selena Gomez? Aww, you did, didn't you? That's cute.

"Everybody knows I got a way with the ladies. Chelsea Handler wants a piece, Kim Kardashian wants a piece, Selena Gomez already got a piece."

Okay, seriously, go watch this video by Jenna Marbles. She's hysterical. And whenever I'm having a bad day, I just pull this bad boy up and it brightens my mood everytime:



LMAO! Okay, all joking aside. You really just can't make this shit up. More to come from the Beiber Baby Mama Drama as it unfolds.

Ahh well, that's all I got. I'm gonna' go watch some Supernatural and call it a night. Thanks for reading folks!

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